{"id":646,"date":"2021-09-26T05:35:49","date_gmt":"2021-09-26T05:35:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.12uh.com\/improbulos\/?p=646"},"modified":"2021-09-26T05:40:27","modified_gmt":"2021-09-26T05:40:27","slug":"donald-j-trump-anointed-by-god-jesus-returns-excerpt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.12uh.com\/improbulos\/donald-j-trump-anointed-by-god-jesus-returns-excerpt\/","title":{"rendered":"Donald J. Trump: Anointed by God: Jesus Returns Excerpt"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Below is the beginning of my latest Amazon Kindle book: Donald J. Trump: Anointed by God: Jesus Returns<\/a><\/em>, available now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Donald J. Trump: Anointed by God: Jesus Returns<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

This short story, at about 120 pages, includes my three favorite topics: Damnation by Probability<\/em>, religion, and of course, the anointed one\u2014Donald J. Trump. It is not told with fictional characters but includes over 100 current politicians, celebrities, and news anchors.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This is a work of satire, parody, and fiction. Yes, Jesus Christ returns, in all His resplendent glory, and Donald J. Trump is <\/em>anointed. It is<\/em> Judgment Day. It\u2019s fast-paced, crazy, and funny. It does not take itself too seriously, but with over 110 actual Bible quotes, it will surprise, amuse, and hopefully educate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

All I can say is, “Expect the unexpected.” It is not what you think and there is nothing quite like it; I think you will agree. Below is the Introduction:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

An Unidentified Aerial <\/a>Phenomenon<\/h4>\n\n\n\n

Every night the Pan-STARRS telescope at the\nHaleakala Observatory, Hawaii scanned the skies for interstellar objects. It\nwas midnight; the analyst rubbed her eyes as she spotted an unusual object in\nthe upper atmosphere. She adjusted the dials slightly and looked again through\nthe eyepiece.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHuh, that just doesn’t look right,\u201d astronomer Tiffany\nGoodfeather noted to her director, Gerry Harp. \u201cI\u2019m picking up an object just inside\nthe earth’s atmosphere.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhat is it?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI’m not sure. It’s just a speck but it appears to be some\nsort of small asteroid.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

***<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lieutenant Elijah Benton bolted from his seat as his monitor\nflashed and beeped from his command station at NORAD. He called over to his supervisor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHey, we’ve picked up an Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon (UAP)\nmoving into Earth’s atmosphere.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhat is it?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI can’t tell. It’s small, no bigger than a bus. It has a\nvery strange movement signature\u2014never seen anything like it before. It\u2019s\nprobably an asteroid; whatever it is, it\u2019s definitely\n<\/em>heading toward Earth.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cScramble the jets. It could be the Russians with a new spy\nplane.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYes sir.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhat\u2019s it doing now?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cIt\u2026seems to be slowing down.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cAnd contact the president.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cBiden?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cOf course! Who else\u2026uh, don\u2019t get me started!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He gave him the side-eye and shook his head.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYes sir. Right away, sir.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWe need to be on our guard. Contact Karen Meech at the\nInstitute for Astronomy.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

                                                                       ***<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A large wedding party was in\nprogress in the White and Gold Ballroom at the Mar-a-Lago Resort, Florida. Former\nPresident Donald J. Trump walked slowly up to the microphone. Everyone clapped\nquietly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Trump tapped on the microphone.\n\u201cHey, is this thing even working? I guess it\u2019s a Democrat mic, huh?\u201d He looked\naround the room waiting for a response. Nothing but crickets.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI hope you are enjoying the\nwedding. I like weddings…so much\u2014I had three of them.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The drummer hit a rim shot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cOkay, that may not have been\nnecessary, but, as my supporters, you know how bad things are. We\u2019ve got the\ndeadly Chyna<\/em> Virus, illegal Mexicans\nare storming our borders, inflation is rampant, and the socialist, communist,\nliberals want to shut down the economy and ruin all our nice businesses\u2014like\nthis one, a very good property, very profitable, Mar-a-Lago. Some call it the\nSouthern White House but what I do know is it has made me very rich; very, very\nrich.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Twittering and rustling was heard\nfrom the wedding party.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhat a beautiful wedding party! Only\nthe best for the best\u2014my supporters. And you all came here <\/em>tonight. Did\nyou know they stole the election from me! It was rigged. And the lamestream <\/em>media! Don\u2019t get me started!\nWell, we will have some great news soon. My buddy Mike Lindell is all over it.\nIt will be like nothing you\u2019ve ever seen before!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

An awkward pause.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cAnd don\u2019t forget the chocolate\ncake. It\u2019s fantastic!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Another pause. Trump droned on in a\nmonotone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cDid I say I was rich? When I was\nin New York I went to all the best parties with all the best people and\neveryone really liked me\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Whispers were heard from around\nthe room as the guests grew impatient.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

***<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Davis, West Virginia was on top of a mountain (elevation\n3,100 feet) and home to Jack and his wife, Colleen. Jack was a kook to many in\nthis small town and owner of the largest amateur telescope in the state. The\nbeast was a homemade, 16-inch F4.5, fork-mounted Newtonian reflector; you could\nbuy a good used car for what it cost him. He was up all night watching the\nstars as they circumnavigated the North Star. It was nearly dusk and his wife, Colleen,\nan early riser, had just woken up and made their morning coffee.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHey, Colleen, git\u2019 over here, I must be seeing things; what\ndo you see?” asked Jack. She walked out the screen door, that always\nneeded repairing, gave Jack his cup of coffee, and peered into the telescope\neyepiece.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI don’t see anything,\u201d replied Colleen. She looked again\ninto the eyepiece. \u201cYou’ve been out here all night, agin\u2019?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYeah, the sky is just so clear and beautiful. I\u2019m always in\nsuch awe of God’s creation. Just look again, to the upper right; you\u2019ll see it\nmoving.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cOh, yes, I see it. It\u2019s shiny.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cColleen! Look closer. Here, I\u2019ll zoom in a bit. Something\u2019s\nmoving <\/em>on it.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cMoving? Did you got yourself another bad batch of that-thar\u2019\nmoonshine? Remember what happened last time. You spent the entire night talking\nto the dawg.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cAnd he talked back, too. But you know I haven\u2019t touched the\nstuff since I\u2019ve found Jesus.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

She looked again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cJack\u2026what are those?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cIt looks like some sort of\u2026chariot\u2026driven by flying\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHorses?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

They looked at each other, too stunned to speak.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cCan’t be,\u201d they said in unison. He looked into the eyepiece\nagain.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cShould we tell the twins, Joshua and Caleb?” she asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cNo, they’re still asleep. I’m gonna keep watching it and\nsee what it does. Why don’t you go git our Bible. It might be a good time to\npray.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

***<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Spitzer Science Center (SSC), at the California\nInstitute of Technology’s Infrared Processing and Analysis Center (IPAC) in\nPasadena, California submitted the following press release:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWe wish to confirm that a UAP is\napproaching just inside Earth’s atmosphere. While it is heading somewhere near\nthe US Eastern Seaboard, there is little chance of damage, as the object is\nsmall and should burn up in our atmosphere. There is no cause for alarm.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Russian and Chinese military intelligence also picked up the\nstrange object as it entered the Earth’s atmosphere.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

***<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The CNN studio in Atlanta, Georgia, buzzed with activity.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWolf Blitzer, here at CNN, and we have just received\ninformation and it is confirmed that a UAP, formerly known as a UFO, has just\nentered the atmosphere somewhere over North America. A spokesman from the White\nHouse just announced that President Biden is aware of the situation, as is the\nUS military. Our sources state that there is currently, ‘no cause for alarm.\u2019 We\nhave astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson here on video from New York City. Dr.\nTyson, should we be concerned?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cMost asteroids end up in the ocean but it could be a problem if it fell near a major metropolitan area, like New York City. If it does burn up in the atmosphere, depending on its altitude and speed, there may be a sonic boom, <\/em>like the one that was both felt and heard when an asteroid lit up the sky over Russia on Feb 15, 2013.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cTherefore if it does fall near land you might want to stay\naway from any windows?\u201d asked Wolf.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYes, that’s one good piece of advice,\u201d said Neil.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cFrom what I\u2019ve heard, it does have a very unusual flight\npath; it\u2019s not falling\u2013it\u2019s gliding<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHmm, that certainly seems strange,\u201d remarked Neil.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cOn the line is astrobiologist Karen J. Meech, who on\nOctober 19, 2017, spotted the mysterious asteroid from another solar system named,\n\u2018Oumuamua,\u2019 which means \u2018messenger\u2019 in Hawaiian. Does this object share any of\nthe same characteristics of Oumuamua?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhile I cannot go into details, this object is nothing like\nOumuama, which was a torpedo-shaped asteroid,\u201d explained Karen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhat does that mean, you cannot divulge details? Is someone\nrequesting that you not discuss this?\u201d asked Wolf.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cThat’s really all I can say. I would spend your day as you\nnormally would. There is no cause for\nalarm<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWe also have Harvard astrophysicist, Avi Loeb on the line. Could\nthis be a craft of some sort, of alien\nlife<\/em>?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYes, that\u2019s definitely a possibility. There appears to be very\nunusual movement and the flight pattern\u2026\u201d said Avi before his audio feed was interrupted\nmid-sentence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHello? Hello? Dr. Loeb, are you there?\u201d asked Wolf. \u201cIt\nappears that our feed has been disconnected. Well, this certainly is a mystery.\nCNN is monitoring this situation and we will report to you immediately as we\nreceive more information.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

***<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Fox News channel broadcasted primarily from their studio\nat 1211 Avenue of the Americas in New York City. The \u201cFox and Friends\u201d show had\njust started when the news hit the airwaves.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cSteve Doocy with Fox News in downtown Manhattan and we have breaking news. A UAP has been spotted just entering our atmosphere and our sources tell us that, ‘it’s acting suspiciously.\u2019 \u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhat does that<\/em>\nmean?\u201d asked co-host Brian Kilmeade.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cIt\u2019s just another example of the Biden administration\nhiding information from the American people. No wonder no one wants to take the\nvaccine. They just don\u2019t trust Biden.\u201d replied Ainsley Earhardt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cIs it some type of Russian spy plane?\u201d asked Brian.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWe’ve got Sean Hannity on the line. What do you<\/em> know, Sean?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI\u2019ve been in contact with my President, Donald J. Trump, at\nthe Southern White House<\/em>. He has\nconvened his cabinet\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cUh, I mean, you do know that Trump is no longer President,\nright?\u201d Steve asked sheepishly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cAnd that is exactly what the lamestream<\/em> media wants you to believe. I just spoke to attorney Lin\nWood, and he assures me that the military will listen to President Trump if\nBiden doesn\u2019t act responsibly. Joe Biden only appears to be the president. All\npatriots know that the election was stolen and that Donald J. Trump is the rightful\nPresident\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cExcuse me\u2026it\u2019s just been confirmed that NORAD has been\nalerted and has already scrambled interceptor jets to confirm exactly what this\nthing is,\u201d interjected Ainsley.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cAinsley, I’ll bet you a hundred dollars it’s a promotion\nfor some Hollywood movie,\u201d challenged Brian.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cIt\u2019s a pretty elaborate, and a potentially dangerous, promotion,\nwouldn’t you say, if NORAD is involved and scrambling jets?\u201d asked Steve.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cIt could be China,\u201d surmised Ainsley.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cIt could just be ‘space junk.’ There’s a ton of it orbiting\nthe earth,\u201d explained Steve. \u201cWe’ll be monitoring the situation here at Fox\nNews, where the news is always<\/em> fair\nand balanced.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI would put my money on Chyna<\/em>,\u201d\nadded Shaun. \u201cIt is so sad that we have a feckless, socialist, liberal in the White\nHouse when we could have had a decisive president like Donald Trump. His\nexperience, his intellect, his courage in the face of adversity is what our\nnation needs today. He just told me, that if he was president, he would shoot\nthe damn thing out of the sky. That\u2019s the kind of leadership we need now.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

***<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The U-2 high-altitude jet followed the unidentified object\nas it skated through the troposphere 33,000 feet above sea level. At Air Force\nSpace Command, Lieutenant John Sparks called over to his supervisor, Bobbie \u201cMad-Dog\u201d\nPaul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cSir, our pilot has a visual on the UAP.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cAnd?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHe says, \u2018it\u2019s kind of blurry and he\u2019s not sure how to\ndescribe it.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhat does the damn thing look like?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHis reply is, \u2018It appears to be a chariot with four, giant,\nwinged horses.\u2019 \u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cCome again?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cIt’s a chariot\u2026flying\u2026through the air\u2026driven by horses\u2013with\nwings. I don’t know what else to say.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHow many hours have you been working?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cToo many, it appears,\u201d as he listened intently making\ncertain he heard the pilot correctly. \u201cWait, I’m getting more,\u201d said the analyst.\nHe paused briefly, not quite believing his ears. \u201cHe says it’s a ‘golden<\/em>‘ chariot.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI think he’s suffering from oxygen deprivation and\nhallucinating. Tell him to return. Get him down immediately!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cAnd I think I just heard him say, ‘praise Jesus!\u2019 \u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The buzz from Air Command intensified as the rumor spread.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cCall President Biden!” commanded the supervisor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

***<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Back at Fox News, the studio was a madhouse of activity and\nconfusion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWe are receiving reports that an object, barely visible with\nbinoculars, is now in the sky above New England,\u201d said Steve Doocy. \u201cIn a\nrelated report, we\u2019ve confirmed that Harvard astrophysicist, Avi Loeb, is under\n\u2018house arrest.\u2019 We\u2019re not sure what the charges are but he\u2019s known for his\ntheory that extraterrestrial life may be sending probes to our planet.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cAinsley, do you think they may be connected?\u201d asked Brian.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cThey must be. Look at the monitor!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The object was still miles above the earth but a tiny, shiny\nobject was visible on the screen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cCould this be a craft of some sort, of alien life?\u201d asked\nSteve to no one in particular.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cIt appears to be\u2026yes, we have confirmation that the trajectory\nof the object targets New York City!\u201d exclaimed Ainsley.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cShould we evacuate?” asked Brian.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cNot yet. They say that it\u2019s not accelerating but decelerating<\/em>, gliding in fact. The word\nis to \u2018stay put and see what happens,\u2019 \u201d said Ainsley. \u201cI\u2019m hearing rumors from\nthe control room that they no longer think it\u2019s an asteroid!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWe now have a better image of the object,\u201d said Brian.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The video feed of the strange object now appeared on the giant LCD Screen in Times Square. The screen stood eight stories, tall, was nearly as long as a football field and spanned the entire block from 45th Street to 46th Street on Broadway\u2014the center of Times Square. Thousands of New Yorkers, normally oblivious to their surroundings, stopped and gawked at the large screen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cThere, it’s moving!” exclaimed Ainsley as she pointed to the object on the screen. At first, it was nothing but a blur, but the image sharpened as the camera zoomed in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhat is<\/em> that?\u201d\nasked Ainsley.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cThat is definitely not<\/em>\nan asteroid,\u201d said Steve.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cIt almost looks like some sort of…chariot,\u201d said Brian.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cOh my God! It is!” exclaimed Steve.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhat are those?\u201d asked Brian.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cAre those…horses?\u201d asked Ainsley incredulously.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cImpossible!\u201d exclaimed Brian.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWith wings?!” asked Steve, not believing his eyes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cMaybe the movement is making us see things that aren\u2019t\nthere,\u201d cautioned Brian.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cBrian, all I\u2019ve got to say is that if this is a movie\npromotion then I’m definitely<\/em> going\nto see it. These are the best special effects I’ve ever<\/em> seen,\u201d said Steve.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cThe question is, ‘how<\/em>\nare they doing it?\u2019 \u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cPerhaps this is a movie and the production company forgot\nto notify the proper authorities. That has happened before,\u201d explained Steve.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cDisney has the resources to pull off a cinematic stunt as\nbig as this,\u201d said Brian.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cFox News is confirming that the UAP or \u2018chariot\u2019 as some\nare calling it, is heading toward Manhattan,\u201d said Ainsley.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWe will be sending a television crew as soon as we\ndetermine its eventual location,\u201d added Steve.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cIf<\/em> it lands. If <\/em>it’s an alien spacecraft it may just\nhover over the city,\u201d said Brian.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cDo you think the Air Force will shoot it out of the sky,\nBrian?\u201d asked Ainsley.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cNot this snowflake administration,\u201d said Brian.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cOur research team has just spoken with Bob Chapek, CEO of\nWalt Disney Company, and his statement is that ‘Disney is not responsible for\nthe object in the sky over New York City,\u2019 \u201d said Steve.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI was kinda hoping that he would’ve said, \u2018hey gotcha! world\npremier!\u2019 But if it’s not Disney who could be responsible for this?\u201d asked\nBrian. They stared at the monitors closely.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cIs it me or does that chariot shine like gold?\u201d asked Steve.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWow! It does!\u201d exclaimed Brian. \u201cWhat could that mean?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cBrian, it’s a golden chariot, driven by horses, with wings.\nWhat exactly do you think<\/em> it means?\u201d\nasked Ainsley.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI have no idea,\u201d said Brian.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cIt’s Jesus! It’s Jesus, Praise Jesus, Hallelujah! This is it\u2013the\nRapture<\/em>! This is the Second Coming!\u201d shouted\nAinsley.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ainsley stood up and waved her hands in praise. Tears of joy\nran down her face. Brian and Steve tried to calm her down. The cameras pan away\nas everyone regained their composure. They returned to the couch and Steve and\nBrian tried to appear cool and relaxed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWe want to repeat that there is no confirmation of exactly what <\/em>we are seeing at the moment,\u201d noted\nSteve.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cAs a born-again Christian, all I can say is, \u2018I\u2019m ready\nLord; take me!\u2019 \u201c exclaimed Ainsley as she opened her arms and closed her eyes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cFrankly I would not get too excited yet. Remember, Harold\nCamping predicted the \u2018End of the World\u2019 on May 21, 2011,\u201d noted Steve.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cAnd his followers sold all<\/em>\ntheir possessions,\u201d added Brian.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYou know what happened? Nothing. That\u2019s <\/em>what happened,\u201d said Steve.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cThere has to be some rational explanation for this. It\u2019s\njust too unbelievable,\u201d said Brian.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cDon\u2019t be so certain,\u201d replied Ainsley.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

***<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWolf Blitzer, with CNN here and we have on the line, Bill Maher, best known for his militant atheism and his 2008 documentary movie, Religulous<\/em>. Bill, as the image of the UAP sharpens everyone is saying it looks like a golden chariot driven by four, winged horses. I guess you may not be feeling too Religulous<\/em> today, eh?” asked Wolf.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cCan you believe it? A golden chariot? And I thought our\nbiggest worry was a golden shower!” Bill noted as he laughed at his own\njoke. \u201cIf this turns out to be a hallucination, I may have to stop smoking\nweed.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cReally?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cNah, probably not. Hell, if it’s the end of the world, who\nfucking cares, right?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cLanguage! We\u2019re live Bill,\u201d exclaimed Wolf.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYeah, but not for long, huh?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cAnd, might I say, I really do like the glasses. They make\nyou look sophisticated.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYeah, right, that\u2019s exactly what I need right now. I think\nthe word you\u2019re looking for is old<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cAs a noted atheist, what do you have to say about the\nprospect that this is Jesus Christ returning for The Second Coming?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cIf the choices are coming\u2026or going\u2026I think I’d rather be\ncoming.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cBill!\u201d exhorted Wolf, laughing. \u201cThis is a family show.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cAnd a second <\/em>coming is even better!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cGood for you, Bill, funny \u2018til the very end.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHey, I’m still here, dammit! Plus, seriously, it’s got <\/em>to be a hoax or some promotion.\nWinged horses? Are you kidding me? What a clich\u00e9! Not even clever! He could\nhave at least been more creative, showing up as a woman<\/em> or the Flying Spaghetti\nMonster<\/em>. Who knows, maybe Trump is behind the entire production to show how\neasy it is for ‘illegal aliens’ to get into the country.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYou really believe that?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWell, no, I don’t think he’s smart enough for a stunt like\nthis\u2026but Putin certainly is! There you go; it\u2019s the Russians!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cOf course they\u2019re saying it\u2019s a gold chariot and we know\nhow much the former President likes gold.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cOh great, now Twitter will light up about how Jesus is\nreturning to reinstate Trump as President. This day could not get any worse.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWe certainly appreciate your time, Bill.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

AND THAT<\/strong> is the first ten pages or so; the fun is just about to begin! Who will be damned? Who will be saved? Take a chance. If you like the intro you won’t be disappointed. Available now on Amazon Kindle.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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